Michigan Is Not For Sissies - Unisex Tee

This isn't just a souvenir; it's a statement of survival.

The vintage-style, distressed white graphic features the complete map of Michigan—both peninsulas included—and the blunt, undeniable truth in bold text. It’s the perfect attire for bonfires by the lake, layering up for the late-season hunt, or just showing off your tough-as-nails roots at the local brewery.

Whether you’re a lifelong Yooper, a proud Troll under the bridge, or an expat missing the rugged beauty of home, this tee proves you can handle whatever the Mitten throws at you.

Cotton/Polyester Blend. Modern unisex fit. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.